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Lazyest SlideShow Updated
SlideShow function for Lazyest-gallery updated and available: Lazyest SlideShow Function. I wonder if anybody uses it. Anyway, I post this small update. Background color parameter added. Instruction and function code is inside txt file. Copy and paste function code into lazyest-gallery.php file. Call and parameters usage described in file.
UPDATE: This function now transformed into WordPress PlugIn. For more info and download go to Lazyest Thumbs SlideShow PlugIn post.
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One of my favorites – security issues search portal, famous Astalavista.box.sk. Sure, only for educational purposes
Theme Spirit
Added theme switcher by Ryan Boren. I use two themes Labs and MyTheme – both are deep modifications of Kubrick theme and are identical in what I call “content flow management”. All differences only in CSS styling. When on single post page you can see latest 5 posts in that category. Labs theme uses random header picture.
I noticed some strange thing with this theme switcher. When I was validating the Labs theme page it looked like Validator checked pages belonging to both – Labs and MyTheme. Hope there are no other effects , especially on accessibility of my pages.
Also, both themes uses a chunk of code to show random post from particular category on top of home page. If there are no posts then it shows nothing. if only one post in that category then this post will be shown. This is useful in two cases. If you want to make anouncements from time to time- you drop in that category a post. Or you may use it to give visitors pieces of information, randomly. Those , who visited my site before may have noticed random funny sayngs displayed on top.
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Dynamic Drive, – free, original DHTML & Javascripts to enhance your web site. JavaScript engine I used for my slideshow is there.
Cool and huge online free photo collection. Objects of different kind, nature etc.. All are high resolution.
Stone
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to him, he asked why he ran away.
“Well,” the boy said, “my mom told me that if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard so I ran.”
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Autopsy Class
An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. ‘There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.’ Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. ‘Now you must do the same,’ he told the class.
After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.
‘Second,’ the professor continued, ‘you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man’s anus, but licked my index finger?’
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The Dark Sucker Theory
For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don’t emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light. Continue reading
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Dear Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night10.3, Football 5.0, Golf 7.5, Barhopping 6.9 & Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected Continue reading
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